 Want to become a member of The Big Book of Boy Stuff Society? Good call! If you want to join, it’s really expensive but you get AMAZING membership benefits! LET’S LOOK AT SOME REASONS TO JOIN!1. You will receive absolutely NO e-mail updates . . . ever! 2. The author, Bart King, promises to avoid knocking at your home’s door and trying to sell you small bags filled with gravel! 3. You will be granted immunity from ALL HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! (No actual guarantee is associated with that statement.) SO JOIN TODAY! Just ask your parent or legal guardian to write out a check for a hundred, no, a thousand dollars made out to “Bart King, Esq.” Have them mail it to me through the usual channels. Once I get it, you can download the amazing diploma/certificate below! Until then, get lost! And don’t try to download the diploma without paying, you cheapskate! |
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